You know what name is not on the list of names? Bertha. My brother in law truly, sincerely wants us to name the baby Bertha. Baby Bertha — just how bad does that sound? Now, to be fair, it doesn’t sound so ugly in Catalan, but really, Bertha?
To make it worse, he has already started calling the baby Bertha. Like when he refers to it to other people, he says Bertha, and when he calls, he asks, How’s Bertha.
We need to come up with another name fast.
In other news, baby is a kicking machine and I am very fat.